Today, passing through Joshua Tree on the way back to NYC:
Make no mistake—this is not porn,
but that doesn't mean you can't jerk off to it.
For example, try imagining who
Nikki KinkQueen and I might have
tied up and gagged in the trunk,
and what might happen to him
at the truck stop down the road...
A) Will we dress him up in a pink negligee and
thigh high stockings, with a little pink lip gloss to match,
and have him suck as many cocks as possible
to pay for our steak dinner?
B) Will we strip him naked, blindfold and gag him,
splay him out and tie him with bungee cords to the back of the car
and take turns kicking him in the balls?
C) Will we wrap him tightly head to toe in plastic
and use him as a bench while we eat lunch,
then feed him our leftover scraps?
D) [insert your own best guess in a comment below
and get two dozen gold stars]
2 comments:
That guy's lucky.
Um, so yeah, maybe it's not supposed to be porn but it has me fantasizing like a madman.
i imagine that You do
d) all of the above with the added addition of a much needed bathroom break, using Your willing victim as Your human toilet who has to ensure that he catches every drop otherwise he will be left at the truck stop because You can't very well put a soiled filthy slut whore back in the trunk (of course being mentally soiled and filthy is a requirement for entry to the trunk).
PS- i love that the Smiths is playing on the radio in this clip. somehow 'Bigmouth Strikes Again' is a perfect soundtrack.
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