Everyone loves porn.

Listen, you love porn, don't try and tell me you don't. Because if you do, I will know that you're lying and you know what I do to liars—I set their pants on fire (metaphorically, of course).

I'll tell you another thing I know about you: Even more than porn itself, you love the powerfully sexy women in porn. Therefore, each and every one of you will all come out to a benefit this coming Monday to support one of the sexiest of all sexies. (If you can't make NYC on Monday, there will also be a party in LA in January, so you have no excuse not to write one or the other on your calendar in blood.)

Monday, November 29, 2010

8 to 11pm

The Beauty Bar

231 E 14th St (2nd & 3rd Aves)

$5 (or more if you've got it) at the door

The following text is plagiarized from JM Darling's blog:

Darling House presents 20 American Erotic Photographers: A Rock and Roll Gallery Show to Benefit Jessie Lee.

Featuring 20 of the country's leading erotic photographers including: Nathan Appel, Bob Coulter, JM Darling, Dastardly Dave, Driven by Boredom, Aeric Meredith-Goujon, James Graham, Jimi King, Chase Lisbon, Kelly Lind, Lithium Picnic, Dave Naz, George Pitts, Corwin Prescott, Steve Prue, Collin J Rae, Holly Randall, Ellen Stagg, Tony Stamolis and Viva Van Story.

Models featured (in flagrante delicto, largely) in artworks sold include: Asphyxia, Apnea, Cat Power, Draven, Darenzia, Joanna Angel, Justine Joli, Jessie Lee, Kimberly Kane, Marlo Marquise, Masuimi Max, Mosh, Sovereign Syre, Sasha Grey, Stoya, Traci Lords, and more…

Hosted by Joanna Angel.

Performances by Madame Rosebud, Stormy Leather, Sapphire Jones, Eric Walton, MC Bastard Keith.

Part 1: NYC, Nov 29, 8pm @ Beauty Bar

Part 2: LA, Jan 13, 8pm @ Studio Servitu

Art. Boobs. Beauty. Raisin’ Cash to Save Jessie’s Ass.

Love,

JM Darling

Darling House